erkkkkkkkkk???????

Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam

Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...

kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi betul...

kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman nih...kesian

kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak huduh...

kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati...!

kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu...

kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la....

kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki tuh!

kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu....

kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:...patut pun kena reject...

kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuhkasih sayang

kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memangharus menyayangi...
kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato' mana bela nih....

kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih.....

kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...

kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh....

kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu....

kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy forever

kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!!mengada2...

kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak tu...

kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????

kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe...

kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke...sibuk ni tau..

kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya....

kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia...boring


*rasanya pernah post bende alah ni.ENTAHLAH.
*bukan cemburu dengan perempuan cantik yer.

few things happened.

just received the whole result of my final exam last week.
not so good  but nod bad for me.
man jadda wa jadda man zaraa' hasada kan..
well that's what i deserved.

yes i hv to talk in front of people again
this time for IELTS
still not so good
lack of ideas
fucking terrible grammar
bit nervous
too loud voice(i used to it..been trained agaknya)
and...bla...bla...bla...
the subject 'picked' by me was CHOCOLATE.
thank god i think it was quite easy rite.

and yeah
i played futsal that day
and we lost.
haha...
it's ok
i know
and i freely contributed a goal for our enemy haish..
again
it was a very cool moment i guess eventhough i felt quite exhausted
*yelaa jarang bersukan kan.

and now i'm home.
*x penah2 balik hujung minggu first time
it's good here.
feeling soo good.

and i counted.
about five months to go for that thing
and for that thing too.
don't understand?
you better don't.
five months..i'll be gaining one n i'll be losing another one
INSYAALLAH rite?

oranges.

ouh shit.
i want my oranges!
damn cashier!

ouh..tak baik kau mengutuk cashier itu.

tapi it's true cashier-cashier atau sesiapa yg berniat nak apply jadi cashier should go and see Ophthalmologist.

aku tak nak makan makanan haram laa mangkuk.

credit to ecstasy yg buat aku lalok sepanjang hari tanpa oren.

it's about usaha doa n tawakal?

uhh
tiba2 hati terbukak nak selak buku biology.
yep pertama kali dlm masa 2 minggu ni.
semua kerana mimpi bodoh yg menyeramkan.
i had NIGHTMARES.
sorry to all lecturers..haha..mcm wasiat pulak.
BIOLOGY
CHEMISTRY
PHYSICS
MATHEMATICS
only four subjects
tp boleh buat aku rasa mcm uhh..
rasa nk mintak ultimate end je.
bila fikir2 balik.
yupp aku tahu aku belum cukup usaha even aku rasa dah cukup

''insyaALLAH kalau kau usaha doa n tawakal,ALLAH akan tolong.no matter what.''
i remember that.and.....
'tp kalau belum dapat lagi apa yg kau nak means kau belum cukup usaha'
this too.

i know how bad the result will be.
to be frank..even i wasn't the best student in my school before
tp x laa rase seteruk ni.
hmm..myb compete dgn the best among the best agaknya.

''biasalah,kau nak jadi doktor ain't easy.''
i remember this too.

but then,right in front of me buku teks bio stay still.
again,semua kerana mimpi bodoh.
again,still wonder aku ni kena curse as i stand as budak mara?
haha....
agaknya kalau budak mara ni jadi budak jpa..
adekah kami x berada di bawah bayang2 gelap kelam malam hujan ribut petir segala???
well stop.
don't talk about perkauman di ktt ok.

'jadi manusia biasa tu best ape..tak terlalu pandai but not stupid at all.'
i know this too.

tp..well manusia tak pernah rasa puas rite.
i wanna be genius.tak payah bukak buku 40 50 kali pun.
just stay in class during lessons..get back home blaa..blaa..blaa..
exam.
then..dpt result yg macam x tidur siang malam sbb study.
i'll get it sooner or later rite.
insyaALLAH.

*teringin nk tgk persembhn org kawen korban lembu dpn pengantin bukan lg typical silat.
*and now aku dah ada new ecstasy...after all credit to you.

cleo/saventeen.

rasenye esok perlu membeli cleo-slash-seventeen keluaran terbaru.

ou ya,bukan ada apa2 yg penting pun.

cuma rasa diri semakin tua dan perlukan environment muda sebentar.

haishh.

so sudden.

suddenly i hate you laa..
the way you talk is such a *****
what to do???
hate this feeling.
damn it!

*ohh aku harus pulang ke pangkal jalan.remember u'r always n forever laa makcik!

new books

got 3 new books.

credits to MONEY huh...

menyeru usaha kerajaan ke arah slogan 'marilah membaca','membaca budaya kita' and so on....fightin'!

p/s : i'll be waiting for you.when you're here just say my name i'll be there!

      : it's hard to be ignored by someone who you don't want to be ignored by.IGNORENCE!

ha.ha.ha.

saya masak sardin je hari ni...sob..sob..sob...
lame laa kau nih!
teringin nak masak apple pie pulak lepas tgk chef at home.
yeap cuti 2 minggu ni..kene paksarela tgk channel AFC..
whoa dulu x ske..
skrg menyuke2 pulak.
credits to ayah and ibu.

today is my little bro's birthday..little ke???

haha..happy 14th birthday.may ALLAH bless.

he's sitting for sekolah agama DARJAH KHAS exam now.

x patut btul bile my parents tanye die target berapa ade ke die kate..pangkat 3!

huhu...x ngagak..hey u'r big bro yg x de laa alim mane tu pun

bley dpt first class tau..pe lagi kakak kau yg alim giler stok surau masjid ni haa..yerk tipu.

u better watch out haa..habislah hidup kau kalau x dpt pangkat 1..sure kene basuh ngan u'r big bro punye..

gud luck again!

*sardine saya sedap

hurt.

sounds nice huhh..

when you hurt someone.

they say

ouh no probs it's small matter i wasn't hurt.

*it's ain't easy to pretend.only a good pretender knows how to.me?can take it as a yes i guess.

*keep posting such a short entry.boring laa kau ni!

stop begging me.

it's enough!

*i hate yellow